Dear Trumpkins: Kiss my …

Polling data from 2/22:

Georgia (Trump +9)
Mass (Trump +34)
Vermont (Trump +15)
N Carolina (Trump +18)
Michigan (Trump +18)
Illinois (Trump +13)

Way to go Trumpkins.

If you get your little stompy-foot wish The Comboverlord will be the GOP nominee.

Before you put down the gasoline can you’re burning the party to the ground with, allow me to remind you of a few things.

Chances are better than 80-20% that Trump will lose “Yuge” to Hillary or Bernie.

Thanks a whole heckuva lot.

That means:

Democrats will overtake the EIGHT senate seats up for grabs and regain the majority.

Democrats could stunningly overturn the majority in the House – or at least weaken the dickens out of it.

ObamaCare will NOT be repealed.

Planned Parenthood will still be funded – and providing murder on demand.

Guns? – Gone.

SCOTUS will be packed to the gills with liberals and we, our children and their children will suffer the consequences for generations.

Oh, and your precious wall? Fuggedabout it. It ain’t gonna be built. Ever.

Or, since you supposedly “born-again Christians” (yeah, right) believe in miracles – maybe, just maybe, the Orange Messiah does get elected – you know all of those democrats who regularly tuned into The Apprentice, and the wishy-washy republican RINO (“cucks”, I believe you call them/us, right?) will “see the light” and willingly board the Trump Train to immortality.

A side note – the last group of people who were ordered by storm troopers to “get on the train” following a tyrant didn’t fare so well, but I digress.

And if Trump wins?

Democrats will overtake the EIGHT senate seats up for grabs and regain the majority.

Democrats could stunningly overturn the majority in the House – or at least weaken the dickens out of it.

ObamaCare will NOT be repealed.

Planned Parenthood will still be funded – and providing murder on demand.

Guns? – Gone.

SCOTUS will be packed to the gills with liberals and we, our children and their children will suffer the consequences for generations.

Oh, and your precious wall? Fuggedabout it. It ain’t gonna be built. Ever.

You frickin’ mouth breathers have been played for patsies. And you’re endangering my future, my children’s future and my grandchildren’s future.

I despise you.

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